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PostSubject: Funny stuff   Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:38 am

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Sun Jun 30, 2013 6:30 pm

early morning,plumber working outside on the pipe in the ground in Dublin. Just beside his ground hole sits a little boy,he gathered a small pile of shit and works on it making a figurine,when he's done he points the shity figurine and starts shouting 'plumber,plumber!!!!!'. Plumber goes out of the hole looks at the boy with a surprise in his eyes then looks at the figurine made of shit and a surprise becomes an anger he sends few fucks to the boy and goes back to work,but now his hands shake every minute when he hears boy shouting'plumber!!'. 30 minutes later a gardai officer passes by ,plumber stops him and explains the situation asking for help as he can't work with shaky hands. So gardai comes to the boy looks at him and says 'now what u gonna say its a policeman?' boy looks at the gardai for a short whle then at the figurine and replies fast ' nope, not enough shit' Smile
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